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Feeling Feverish

Who the hell approved this design?

How fast guys become friends:

Drone wants to be a bird

Found this today...

Audience workout

Lunch thieve

Our kids are adopted so this is a pretty sick burn.

Loudermilk - Art Gallery

Please to meet you

Don't make me crazy

Scottish Whiskey, please! Three fingers full, no ice!

Scotch neet three fingers!

I was excited for my kids’ first time seeing some snow

TIFU Deep regrets. I’m 38F

Brazilian journalist reports the death of Carrie Fisher in a funny way.

Censorship is getting out of control, like anyone is gonna be offended seeing dog wiener

Allllllright

NPC

Speechless😂

He didn’t even start😂

My 4 year old brother was asked to sign his name on his coloring work:

Anyone know how to use these things?

That one friend

New Electrical Safety Labels arrived.

It’s getting messy for cotton candy man

First time operating a cotton candy machine did not go as planned

Shoutout to my local paper from about thirty years ago. What a conclusion!

Thanks for the little exhale out my nose, meat box

Fortune cookies are not so fortunate

Escape plan failed

Skiing is harder than it looks

Theater marquee malfunction

Mickey Mouse is finally in the Public Domain 🔪

What? Who Are You Looking For?

The key she told you not to worry about

Most valuable player

Saw this on the fence of a daycare 🤦‍♂️

It's a gggggggggggggggghost!

Second opinion

Windshield frost cover with the added bonus of “bird shit” protection

My dad looks exactly like a man in a painting in an Italian restaurant

I told my wife the name of this wine and she said "CUNT?!"

Asking the valid questions

Gorillas' adorable reactions when cold and rain hit

Local car dealership posted this on their FB page and made it a featured ad for some reason so it's everywhere

Welcome to Charlotte

Hulk falls at the entrance of a children's party and scares children

Worker makes traffic think puddle is deep

Is it me or EVERY Conner's like this?

Seek and destroy 🤖

Catching a break

Imagine going up to the bakery and asking the baker “hey could I please have some of….