Ajambh Music

“Our vacuum is broken and doesn’t work.” - my 18 year old daughter

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Finding out you’re no longer the baby

Who did it better?

Boy mom

Paw enforcement.

New package arrived today and I just want to know who drew this and why?

Dirty jokes with my mom

My 6th grade crush called me Honeycomb mouth. I didn’t realize how spot on he was until I made this.

Dirty jokes with my mom

My child picked out a desk lamp on Amazon without further research

I can’t believe it! Saw him on a bus.

TVount conveniently comes with a crooked leveling bubble

Note left in our complex.

Greatest Halloween decorations ever...

so I have to have baggy pants?

This game never fails.

Andy Richter on Wheel of Fortune.

I finally got crunchatized

If a logo could talk, what would this one say?

Not the change they were looking for

"I can't serve you, Sir. It looks like you've had enough already."

Friday, Friday... gotta get down on FRIDAY

My curious dog fell in to my uncle's grave at his funeral.

Not sure if they're in the Halloween spirit or if I should call the cops...

JZZITUP

How a car collision accident is simulated in the Philippines.

Put up a bi-fold door to the basement to contain the cats upstairs...

Aliens should probably re-think any Earth invasion plans that start with the U.S.

I keep seeing this licence plate in my city and whenever I do I can’t help but wonder is it a reference to their hometown or their lifestyle?

A Halloween Reminder to Parents

All of a sudden I’m in the market for a Guard Llama

We bought two identical cat beds because one cat refused to share. It didn't help.

well... what is it? 👀 [oc]

Flexible

Monday at the gym: Pay attention to your surroundings

Unsure about these.

It’s still frozen, but it used to be too

I wonder what they called him

I told her my name is Dick

Picture in my hotel room...the internet has ruined me.

I guess I gotta go buy a pack of cigarettes.

After a long day at work, a Gorilla breaks character when he thinks humans are not watching anymore

Poor cyclops got violated

Shit and Run

A complete story

My mom was so touched when I asked to borrow her wedding dress. She thought I was getting wedding fever. What I was actually doing was much more stupid

How to mark your students' exam papers

Death Flash

Of course it's Florida.