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Gets down on knees...to pray

Found a strange animal in the shower, this can't be a cat

"Hindsight"

There's always that one guy

Someone help me out. What kind of bird is this?

McDonald’s Will Pay For Your College Degre !

Hollywood can’t generate new plots

Running wild and free

Luck of the Fryrish

This mad ninja mastering the spin move.

A lecture on how to open sparkling wine

Worst. Translator. Ever.

2019 they said we could get $125 to $250 for the equifax breach. Got my settlement check! So excited!

Florida. Should I really be surprised? Lol

Happy to be here sir

Vin Unleaded

Dream Cutlass

Mitch Hedberg would have been proud.

Only in Philly! Double fisted or double fisting?

A portrait of Elvis from a Museum of poor art page.

My wife accidently used the wrong soap in the washer.

And they say “What’s there to like about New Jersey?”

Speeding camera

His legs don’t work but his sense of humor does

Fortune cookies are getting real mean!

Toilet surprise

Apartment hunting today and this could be my neighbor….

How do you eat corn?

Life as a chef

Motivation

Saw this brilliant marketing on the way home

Out in the NC mountains and had to do a U-turn to make sure I saw this right. Neat store and epic billboard advertising.

Make a new password:

My dad who doesn’t speak english drinks his Saturday gin-tonic in this

The best deal in town

the fortune cookie is always right?

The tip jar at my local sub shop.

my daughter got this gem from a 25¢ vending machine

Good technique

My wife…sleeps(?) like this…?

I think one of my chickens was involved in an explosion…