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gf ate edibles for the first time. one "wasn't shit" so she takes another. I look over at her phone and hour later and see this. yes her phones cracked

What I see when NFL players wear those coats

Who wants to come to my cookout? Trying a new recipe!

I pass this guy’s ad all the time and still get a kick out of it

Had basil and wheatgrass next to each other. Grass was doing fine, I couldn't figure out why the basil died. Walked in on this.

This is why guys grow beards

No No Yes

Making Friends: 20s Vs. 30s

I asked the Stable Diffusion AI to produce an image of a man with a really tight belt, to illustrate being on a tight budget, and it added "something extra" as well...

Crossing my fingers

Saturday night with friends

Found this at Target, wtf ison the left??? I told my spouse it’s coffee and donuts but it looks like an anal plug to them

Sup?

My dinner companion asked for “a salad, but just cheese and ranch”

My mom bought the dog a new toy. Uhhhh…

The Next Crack Epidemic

Would you like to have sex with a sad old man?

Ohh...Spherical Cloud !! "Aliens thinks they are smart huh..."

My hobbies are hypnotizing squirrels

hey get a room you two

How many A-Holes we got here?

I was looking around a gift store and found these candles.

Dog vs. Gravity

"Why yes, I have seen a cat before and can draw them , why do you ask ?"

To infinity and beyond

One of the potatoes hatched

Silent Assassination

A real 911 call about a real car problem. (Audio from Pinal County Sheriff’s Department)

My city got new snow plows

My cousin was out of town and asked a relative to pick up a package for him…and this is how he did it

This was posted in front of the train station.

Where are we going?

What is this from