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Kneeface LOL

So it’s not real wood, cool.

Aren’t we all?

This is a billboard in Cleveland, Ohio. With no context at all, what do you think it's for?

I was getting Pete Davidson vibes from this Wednesday Addams photo

Just relax.

This is the way my puppy says good morning every single day.

The wife asked my to bring home some turkey and mashed potatoes

Big ass tree I found today

Fun and games

I present you: OAKTOPUS

Have you ever seen a cat pee while standing up? Well, now you have!

Apparently Amazon sells meth pipes but they pretend they are drinking straws

Grandma bought the rolls for Thanksgiving dinner at the Philippine market

Spotted this sign leaving the parking garage of my local gynecologist’s office and had to double take

You Can't Make this Stuff Up.. (See Domain Name)

The return of ninja rap.

Remember, just tell them about Impossible Turkey. If they invite us in, SAY NO!

My 10 year old daughter’s concept pitch for a novelty Pringles flavor: eggnog! “Kris Pringles” is a nice touch too πŸ˜‚ photoshopped it herself!

My parents threw me a belated birthday party at their house, and my Mom was confident she had the correct candles before I showed up.

this guy fucks on every day of the week

NOOT NOOT!

You want a Kia Stinger? You better work, bitch!

The instructions on this pill bottle are so confusing. I was totally going to take them in my sleep!

You know you hit rock bottom when…

Since we’re sharing weird sculptures, can I please introduce you to the bizarre frog-head sun-worshipping children at my local shopping center?

Excited about Venus fly trap

Has anyone posted the Scripps Turd in San Diego? Commissioned for $200k, it’s supposed to be an ocean wave.

Add a tablespoon of dish liquid to clean your bath jets they say.

Helping a friend do a back flip…

Did they just double team her?

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

Children’s book author fires shots

I miss Jr.High πŸ€£πŸ˜”

This young lady made my night, Happy Halloween 🍬 πŸŽƒ