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Chicago style pizza

Parenthood in 19 Seconds

It was really trick or treat!

My father in law’s resignation email from 2002. “On account of because”

Paper shredder reimagined as a light machine gun

my cat snuck in the basement while I was priming the furnace...

what do you call this?

Keep your mum away from the metaverse!

Find what doesn’t belong in my garage

Dot hog

The Heimlich Maneuver

A great way to get some work done.

Gordon Ramsay in Infinity Wars. Creds:TeamMaguire

Can't find it.

Unfortunate necklace choice for a TV broadcaster.

Just because

scarecrow

Been wearing this for years and just noticed the label

Sign guy at my local Subway needs a raise.

NICE TRY, DARK ALLEY

This is not how we had them arranged. My neighbor strikes again!

My dog ripped open her toy shark and the squeaker inside is a foot 😆

Can you guess who won the Halloween costume contest?

These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

Good boi can’t hold back his excitement.

My friend wanted ghosts painted on her nails for Halloween. Unfortunately they look like sperm.