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Job enthusiasm

This is why I am single

If only there was a better way to display these prizes

My dog like to go visit the girls in the hood without authorization, so I got him an appropriate tag. NSfW

I devised a master plan to keep me up in the morning. My fate first thing tomorrow is to angrily get up, find a chair, and retrieve my retro alarm and caffeine from atop my curtain rod. Genius. Never gonna be late for work again. G’night reddit

Must be Archimedes Principle or Boyle’s Law or something

just don’t flush pre-maturely

I’m a psychic

A needed to take a second look at this skate deck!

it puts the decor in its office

My mother ordered a soap dispenser from Amazon and THIS was the warranty information.

Local Store’s Egg Holders

I'm so hilariously & alarmingly confused...

Make sure you're determined

Not even Batman can disappear this fast 😂💀

On my 16yo son’s whiteboard this morning.

My friends mom is a teacher and her student drew this with his hand picking a flower in the meadow

Delicious

Internet Guy

Family members are visiting Georgia, they spotted this license plate in Tbilisi

Very polite lil fella

I also use to draw dicks to put on my friend's backs on middle school but damn this kid was an artist (No homo)

Me being interviewed by the BBC mourning The Queen at Balmoral in my D&D T-Shirt

Umm shouldn't we attack while there regrouping?

I feel Fat

Exactly what I'm looking for, Thanks Amazon!

Guessing the wrong name

I have so many questions

Soooooo... This one time, at work... I found a mannequin head...

These buttplugs are getting weirder every day

This is a video my dad sent to his girlfriend one his way home from the casino using the Waze app. I think it’s too good to keep to myself.

Umpire comforts sad pitcher.

[OC] Mousetrap

Mental notes

Brotherly love

Every time I take my kids to the trampoline park

This is kind of adorable

For what reason💀

My fortune cookie hit a new low.

Indiana Jones shows up at kids party and it’s amazing (OC)

The vet called and asked if they could use a pic of our cat for marketing purposes while he was in for dental surgery. I said sure! Then they sent the pic…

MAN with a plan😤...

I mean, if that’s your thing🤷‍♂️

That’s quite the deal

Booty patrol

Dwayne Johnson Everybody.

September schedule

A truck crashed and flipped on its side in our neighborhood, I ran and climbed the fence to see what’s going on, my wife snapped this picture that makes it look like I’m running away from the accident scene!

Japanese TV. this is detective ass, and his face is actually an ..... ass....... yes.

The kindness of da bear

Something tells me this dude’s not joking