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Huh...guess I grabbed the extra strength moisturizer by mistake

I saw This Sandwich at my local Rax.

Here’s a helpful tip for all of you who are planning to do some landscaping in 2023. Always use natural outdoor rocks when landscaping. Sure, they cost more than unnatural and supernatural outdoor rocks, but the quality is totally worth it!

Got too frisky with the wife. This is my bed for the next two weeks.

“Shirtception” - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We’re now at level 9.

my rear isn't looking forward to this journey again

How we celebrate Christmas 😂😂

Poor Oliver, didn't make Santa's team this year.

this note my boss posted today 😂😂

The 3 big holidays in Sweden, yes it's all true

This murder trial very nearly quotes Tommy Wisaeu’s The Room

Emi Martinez keeps taunting Kylian Mbappe by holding a doll with the French star's face on it.

How to stop the children from entering the living room

The moment I stopped my son from flipping off the audience at his school program.

The spirit of Chanukah is about overcoming by all means necessary. All we had was tin foil and weed and still came out victorious. Fuck you Romans. Pray that my joints burn for 8 days. Amen.

Spotted in my building (apartment) today

high jump failed

Delta Passenger Puts Down Mattress And Goes To Sleep At The Gate

I share an office with a highly caffeinated graphic designer

The way my wife decorates for Christmas

I was on a jog in rural Peru and heard something behind me...

Construction worker by day and model night

tired hulk

the barber do be acting up

Dutch fans didn’t have a great time tonight.

He bamboozled me into thinking he was burying the hatchet with toes, just to be met with attaccc

Same pool. Same.

Fine Dining

omg men just like us

Actual random plate we got on our old car

0 days

My better half is the director of a pre-school. This arrived on her desk this afternoon.

Sure Aldi that’s a back massager…

Turns out I don't need to go that badly...

Kneeface LOL

So it’s not real wood, cool.

Aren’t we all?

This is a billboard in Cleveland, Ohio. With no context at all, what do you think it's for?

I was getting Pete Davidson vibes from this Wednesday Addams photo

Just relax.

This is the way my puppy says good morning every single day.

The wife asked my to bring home some turkey and mashed potatoes

Big ass tree I found today

Fun and games

I present you: OAKTOPUS

Have you ever seen a cat pee while standing up? Well, now you have!

Apparently Amazon sells meth pipes but they pretend they are drinking straws

Grandma bought the rolls for Thanksgiving dinner at the Philippine market

Spotted this sign leaving the parking garage of my local gynecologist’s office and had to double take

You Can't Make this Stuff Up.. (See Domain Name)

The return of ninja rap.